And - ta-da - we now have the world’s first dissolvable dress, the culmination of a creative partnership at the University of Sheffield between the award-winning designer Prof Helen Storey and Prof Tony Ryan, a leading chemist, to show off new materials that can make consumer products less environmentally harmful. The question I have is this: Why did they make a dress? Why didn’t they produce a jock strap? This, and a woman on board the design team. Shocking. Read more at either The Telegraph or at fashion.psfk. Yes, there’s a photo. I just won’t reproduce it here. I’d rather look at Fang.

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